Oh, love.
While at Michael’s looking for craft stuff.
Martin: You could do this *points to a I Taught Myself Crochet*
Me: Yeah, cause I know how to crochet pfft
Martin: Yeah cause its not called I Taught Myself Crochet!!
*Martin finally getting the bottle open*
Martin: Ahh the taste of victory.
Me: Does it taste good?
Martin: No, not really.
Martin: We’re playing a FRiENDLY game of tennis. I would appreciate it if you’d stop launching the ball OVER THE FENCE!
Me: Is it bad that blogging and blogs make me happy?
Martin: No that’s what you do
Martin: you like to write and read
Martin: you should be happy
Martin: I like to game
Me: So you get happy gaming like how I get happy blogging?
Me: New Nicholas Sparks book coming out Sept 8th!! I think I mentioned this, I dont remember… my memory sucks.
Martin: I dont remember if you did or not so lets just pretend you didnt. K? Mwah!
Me: What you know about GOURMET TATER TOTS tho!!
Martin: NOTHING!!! Cause you always eat ALL the tater tots!!
Me: =D I love you!
Me: Do you ever get happy gay feelings when you think of us getting married?
Martin: *looks at me like I’m stupid* uh, no. Do you?
Me: Wow, that was such an inconspicuous question hahahaha!
Martin: Oh babe, you know I love you. All the other baby’s dont compare.
Me: Awww *hugs* WAIT WHAT OTHER BABY’S?!
Martin: *cracks up for 3 minutes*
Me: OMG tell me why —
Martin: *looks at me hella serious* THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE SILLY STRING
(no one mentioned anything about silly string LOL)
Martin: I dont care what you do, and I dont care if you never make money from your projects. I just care about if you’re happy.
Me: Is it bad that now I know I’m unhealthy I dont wanna do anything but get healthy? I dont even wanna read my beauty blogs anymore.
Martin: No, we call that snapping.
Me: *making throw it in the trash hand movements*
Martin: *pointing up*
continue hand movements for 3 more minutes.
Martin: *getting frustrated and coming back to the car, turning the light on* THE LIGHT. TURN ON THE LIGHT I CANT SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING!!!
Me: I was making “throw the trash away” hand movements *does hand movements*
*us laughing so hard we cant talk or breathe*
Martin: I didnt know what you were doing! I thought you were going dumb!
Me: I love you dope friend.
Martin: I love you too dope friend, we’ve come a long way.
Martin: Look at me. Every ride home, you’ll be okay. K?
Martin: When I look at you, it really is like looking at the girl of my dreams.
Me: Even though I have OCD and intrusers?
Martin: Well, you know. I do like helping people.
Me: Meanie.
Me: I hope you’re happy. Now that you’re choosing this.
Martin: I hope it brings you bliss.
Me: I really hope you get it.
Martin: And you dont live to regret it.
Me: I hope you’re happy.
Me & Martin: My friend.
Me: There’s nothing to drink!!
Martin: We can always just hug and spit in each other’s mouths :)
Martin: *grabs a sugar donut to snack on*
Me: *walks to the stove and opens the pot* Ooh is that sour soup?!
Martin: *looks* YES. Wtf am I eating this for?!
*2 minutes later*
Martin: I’m tearing this shit up!
Me: Why so you can get your sour soup?!
Martin: HELL YAH YOU KIDDIN ME?!
Martin: ALL the way UP
Me: But then its going to boil!
Martin: Its called a hard boiled egg for a reason!
While looking up credit counseling info
Martin: I found this article it gave me the link I gave you
Me: Ooh, I just got passed the introduction and I like it already! Yellow Brick Roads, Ruby Slippers… Flying Monkeys!!
Martin: THAT’S NOT THE POINT!!!
Me: I know! I’m still reading! Give me a moment to stop giggling with excitement!
Martin: *mumbling* you can do whatever you put your mind to.
Me: What did you say?!?!
Martin: YOU. CAN. DO. WHATEVER. YOU. PUT. YOUR. MIND. TO.
Me: Oh… I thought you were talking shit again.
Martin: ….you make my eyes burn.
Me: YOU KNOW TOO MUCH!!!!
Martin: You are my wife.
Martin: How about every Friday you decide whatever you want and I’ll make it for dinner?
Me: Okay!
Martin: Would you like to help me?
Me: Of course.
Me: This might sound funny but…. I think I have wayyy too many books.
Martin: Because you do.
Me: You’re not very supportive :(
Martin: Aw love, I didn’t say it was a bad thing…
Me: I know, I just wanted your attention.
Martin: We’ll just have to buy a bigger bookcase when we move out.
Me: I thought I was gonna do my homework and go to sleep. I thought I woulda been done by 1AM!
Martin: I have toes :)
Martin dancing to music
Martin: You just have to look like you know what you’re doing.
Music changes
Martin: Make something up, so naturally you just think of Egypt.
